JUST JOKES
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Which
traffic light is the bravest?
The one that doesn’t turn yellow. What
does a magician use to write with?
A magic marker What
kind of shoes are made from banana peels? Slippers What
clothing does a house wear? An address How
do you find King Arthur after it gets dark? With a knight light What
kind of tea do the King and Queen drink? Royalty When
should you put a band aid on a pack of playing cards? When
someone cuts the deck. Where
does the Gingerbread Man sleep? Under a cookie sheet Why
was the cowboy always in trouble? ‘Cause
he was always horsing around. |
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What
is the saddest piece of clothing?
Blue jeans What
is the saddest picture? Blue print What
is the saddest door? A revolving door,
because everyone is always pushing it around |
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What
do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A
stick What
do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese What
lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck How
do crazy people run through the forest?
They take the psycho path. |
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What train has no tracks? A train of thought |