Which traffic light is the bravest?
The one that doesn’t turn yellow.
What does a magician use to write with?
A magic marker
What kind of shoes are made from banana peels? Slippers
What clothing does a house wear?
How do you find King Arthur after it gets dark?
With a knight light
What kind of tea do the King and Queen drink?
When should you put a band aid on a pack of playing cards? When someone cuts the deck.
Where does the Gingerbread Man sleep?
Under a cookie sheet
Why was the cowboy always in trouble?
‘Cause he was always horsing around.
What is the saddest piece of clothing? Blue jeans
What is the saddest picture? Blue print
What is the saddest door? A revolving door,
because everyone is always pushing it around
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck
How do crazy people run through the forest? They take the psycho path.
What train has no tracks?
A train of thought