What follows a cat wherever he goes?
†††††††††††††††††† His tail
When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?†††††††††† When you are a mouse
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
††††††††††††††† Act like a nut
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
†††††††††††††† With a monkey wrench
Do rabbits use combs?
††††††† No, they use hare brushes
What kind of music do rabbits like?†††††
What is a henís favorite vegetable?
What time do ducks get up?
†††††††††††† At the quack of dawn.
What is a little frogís favorite game?
What happen to the man who swallowed
a frog?†††††††††††† He croaked
How do you catch an electric eel?
††††††††††††††††††††† With a lighting rod
What do you call a cow that canít give milk?††
†††††††††††† An udder failure.
What is the strongest bee in the world
What is the smartest bee in the world?
††† Spelling B
What bee canít make up his mind?
† A May-be
What do you get from a pampered cow?††††††††††††††††† Spoiled milk