ANIMAL JOKES

What follows a cat wherever he goes?

†††††††††††††††††† His tail

 

When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?†††††††††† When you are a mouse

 

How do you get a squirrel to like you?

††††††††††††††† Act like a nut

 

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

†††††††††††††† With a monkey wrench

Do rabbits use combs?

††††††† No, they use hare brushes

 

What kind of music do rabbits like?†††††

††††††††††† HIP-HOP

What is a henís favorite vegetable?

†††††††††††† eggplant

 

What time do ducks get up?

†††††††††††† At the quack of dawn.

 

What is a little frogís favorite game?

†††††††††††††† hop-scotch

 

What happen to the man who swallowed

a frog?†††††††††††† He croaked

 

How do you catch an electric eel?

††††††††††††††††††††† With a lighting rod

 

What do you call a cow that canít give milk?††

†††††††††††† An udder failure.

What is the strongest bee in the world

Vitamin B

 

What is the smartest bee in the world?

††† Spelling B

 

What bee canít make up his mind?

A May-be

What do you get from a pampered cow?††††††††††††††††† Spoiled milk