What is the hardest part about taking a test?
Why did the teacher have to wear her sun glass all the time?
Her students were very bright.
Which side of the schoolhouse does a tree grow best? On the outside.
If snakes went to school, what would their
favorite subject be? Hissss-tory
Why did they bury the school bus?
The battery was dead, the piston were
shot, and the engine died.
What classroom table doesn’t have any legs?
The multiplication table
What kind of test is the most painful?
a blood test
What do you call a student whose library books are overdue?
A book keeper
Why are kindergarten teachers so good?
They know how to make little things count.
What is white when it is dirty, but black when it is clean? A blackboard
In what school do you learn to greet people?
Why did the class clown give Susie a dog biscuit?
Because she was the teachers pet.
Why did the class clown throw a bucket of
water off the top of the school?
He wanted to make a big splash in front
of his friends.
Why did the class clown throw the clock
out of the window?
He wanted time to fly.