SCHOOL TIME
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What
is the hardest part about taking a test?
The answer Why
did the teacher have to wear her sun glass all the time? Her
students were very bright. Which
side of the schoolhouse does a tree grow best? On the
outside. If
snakes went to school, what would their favorite
subject be? Hissss-tory Why
did they bury the school bus? The
battery was dead, the piston were shot, and
the engine died. What
classroom table doesn’t have any legs? The
multiplication table What
kind of test is the most painful? a blood
test What
do you call a student whose library books are overdue? A
book keeper Why
are kindergarten teachers so good? They
know how to make little things count. What
is white when it is dirty, but black when it is clean? A
blackboard In
what school do you learn to greet people? HI
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Why
did the class clown give Susie a dog biscuit? Because
she was the teachers pet. Why
did the class clown throw a bucket of water
off the top of the school? He wanted
to make a big splash in front of his
friends. Why
did the class clown throw the clock out
of the window? He wanted
time to fly. |
